Jet Skis should be called Boater Cycles.
Category: Ideas
Animal Patterned Candy Bars
Candy bars with chocolate animal patterns on them. Like white and brown chocolate zebra-striped Kit Kat, or leopard-spotted Hershey's bars. Maybe sales of them go toward saving endangered species?
Problematic Artists’ Work
This was originally inspired by the R. Kelly and Michael Jackson sexual abuse scandals, but it's a question that will come again and again in different contexts, as artists fall short of our expectations for them. When a creative artist is convicted of such serious crimes (murder, rape, etc.), divert all of their profits from … Continue reading Problematic Artists’ Work
Parent Preview Movie Deals
Allow parents to see a movie solo to see if it is appropriate for their kid. Then give only charge them for the kid's ticket if they do decide to bring the kid on another day. This would have earned movie theaters a fair amount of money from me if it was an option. If … Continue reading Parent Preview Movie Deals
Distribute the Cannoli Chips
For the love of all you hold sacred, you cannoli-making scoundrels, mix the chocolate chips into the cannoli filling, so you get chips in every bite!
Transformers Clans
It seems we will never stop getting new Transformers movies. In which case, there is more than enough room for them get to an idea I had years ago. Move the Transformers away from the Autobot/Decepticon split, and toward a multi-clan split based on vehicle type and function. So planes of both sides would band … Continue reading Transformers Clans
Documentary: There’s Always One
There's a documentary to be made about all those single rotten reviewers that spoil movies' and TV shows' 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It's as if those reviewers live only to take the contrary point of view on nearly universally praised films and TV shows. Are they the same people every time? Do they really … Continue reading Documentary: There’s Always One
The Purple People’s Polling Party
More than many other things that America needs, is at least one more viable political party to challenge the false dichotomy of the left and right, the liberals and conservatives, the Democrats and the Republicans. I propose we make the next great party the Purple People’s Polling Party. Build the party around just one thing: … Continue reading The Purple People’s Polling Party
TV Show Idea: Lone Wolf
A drifter goes from place to place, doing odd jobs, never staying long. When he sees people he can help, he does, but always leaves afterward ... Or when those chasing him catch up. He's a werewolf, being pursued by his pack, rival pack(s), and hunters. But he does good wherever he goes, trying to … Continue reading TV Show Idea: Lone Wolf
Flip the Villain/Hero Stereotype
I've long wanted to see a movie that casts every hero and villain against type. It would be really interesting to round up every actor who only ever gets to play villains, and cast them all as the good guys in a movie where the sterotypically good guys are actually the villains. The handsome men … Continue reading Flip the Villain/Hero Stereotype
Heath Fogelman, author 