Cannoli shells filled with various flavors of cheesecake. The existing filling is already close, but doing true cheesecake filling with extras like strawberry, chocolate, turtle, or other great cheesecake flavors would be amazing.
Author: Heath Fogelman
BST: Bumper Sticker Hypocrisy
BST = Bumper Sticker Thoughts. Unquipping quippy quips. Thoughts about actual bumper stickers and thoughts that ought be bumper stickers (or t-shirts, or hats, or whatever). I saw a small, well-used pickup truck with a tailgate plastered with no fewer than eight pro-Trump and anti-Biden bumper stickers. But what caught my eye was the juxtaposition … Continue reading BST: Bumper Sticker Hypocrisy
Better Defrosters
Make the front windshield defroster like the back window defroster -- heatable wires embedded in the glass. Much quicker and more effective. Also, a standard windshield defroster that uses recycled internal air instead of exhaust-filled outside air.
Disney Princess Adventure Squad
There's a huge opportunity to create a kind of superhero squad show using the various Disney princesses. Find a way to bring them together -- maybe the Magic Mirror runs the show and acts as a portal to put together the right team for the mission at hand -- and send them out to help … Continue reading Disney Princess Adventure Squad
BST: An Enemy of the Press
BST = Bumper Sticker Thoughts. Unquipping quippy quips. Thoughts about actual bumper stickers and thoughts that ought be bumper stickers (or t-shirts, or hats, or whatever). An Enemy of the Press Is an Enemy of the People The press – the legitimate press, that pursues facts wherever they lead, and reports what they find as … Continue reading BST: An Enemy of the Press
Boater Cycles
Jet Skis should be called Boater Cycles.
Animal Patterned Candy Bars
Candy bars with chocolate animal patterns on them. Like white and brown chocolate zebra-striped Kit Kat, or leopard-spotted Hershey's bars. Maybe sales of them go toward saving endangered species?
BST: God Gets All the Credit
BST = Bumper Sticker Thoughts. Unquipping quippy quips. Thoughts about actual bumper stickers and thoughts that ought be bumper stickers (or t-shirts, or hats, or whatever). Why Does God Get All the Credit, But None of the Blame? It happens all the time, at all levels of society, but we most publicly see this phenomenon … Continue reading BST: God Gets All the Credit
BST: We Want You to Think; They Don’t
BST = Bumper Sticker Thoughts. Unquipping quippy quips. Thoughts about actual bumper stickers and thoughts that ought be bumper stickers (or t-shirts, or hats, or whatever). Liberals want you to think like them; Conservatives just want you to think. It occurred to me that the sentiment is meaningless for a couple reasons. One, you can … Continue reading BST: We Want You to Think; They Don’t
Problematic Artists’ Work
This was originally inspired by the R. Kelly and Michael Jackson sexual abuse scandals, but it's a question that will come again and again in different contexts, as artists fall short of our expectations for them. When a creative artist is convicted of such serious crimes (murder, rape, etc.), divert all of their profits from … Continue reading Problematic Artists’ Work