Think McDonald's hash browns with sausage, egg, and cheese in the middle. Perfect for breakfast sandwiches, and maybe for burgers, too. #HashBruns
Author: Heath Fogelman
Publicize the Price of Life
The NRA gives and publicizes grades for politicians based on their support of NRA priorities.Someone needs to do the math on how much the NRA donates to each politician versus how many children have been killed by guns in their areas of representation during their terms in office.Then publish the price they put on those … Continue reading Publicize the Price of Life
Uber Snacks
This probably exists to some degree or another at this point, but: A delivery service for chips, candy, ice cream, and other craveable foods. We don't always want the convenience of a full meal delivery. Sometimes we just need a bunch of snacks, and we just really don't want to go out to the store.
Taking Away Rights
Those who would take away others' rights won't stop with those rights. Or those people.Once they're done stripping the rights you don't mind losing -- because their loss hurts mainly people you don't mind hurting -- they will come for (the rest of) your rights, too.I thought this was deeply entrenched common knowledge. Why do … Continue reading Taking Away Rights
Rotating Congressional Committee Control
Many of the real answers to our political problems lie in breaking the two-party system. But since we're likely to be stuck with it for a long time to come, here's one idea to spread power out. Rotate party control of congressional committees every two years, regardless of which party is in power. Just swap … Continue reading Rotating Congressional Committee Control
God, the Abortionist
Studies have shown that half of all pregnancies worldwide end in miscarriage. That means that miscarriage is not an anomaly. It is not unusual. In fact, miscarriage is the most common result of pregnancy. In 2018, the year of the most recent such study I could find, there were 140.2 million births worldwide. Another 42 … Continue reading God, the Abortionist
Dark-Meat Nuggets
All dark-meat chicken nuggets and patties. I've never understood the appeal of the dry blandness that is white meat. But I'd gobble dark-meat nuggets (or patties, or strips, or tenders, or whatever) day and night.
God Doesn’t Care About Abortion
In multiple places, the Bible explicitly states that a child isn’t alive until it is filled with the breath of life … that is, when it takes its first breath. The abortion of a fetus is not the ending of a person’s life, as the fetus is not a person – and has not been … Continue reading God Doesn’t Care About Abortion
Hideaway Window Screens
House windows with hideaway screens: The windows are all glass, with no screen on them. Slide the window to "open" them and the attached screen portion slides into place out of its hidden slot ... Maybe the screen even collapses, so no (or less) hidden nook is needed to store the screen portion.
Waffles Are Awful!
Author's Note: This one I envision as a kids' picture book with funny illustration of Sally's reactions to each morning's offerings, as well as simple recipes for each type of waffle in the back of the book, and maybe space for the owner to write in their own favorite waffle recipes. Illustrators of the world, … Continue reading Waffles Are Awful!