Author’s Note: I call this an Altanagram Poem — as alternating lines are made up only of words that are anagrams of each other. This one was definitely heavily influenced by the Predator Space Chronicles book series by Craig De Lancey, which I was deeply and inescapably immersed in as I wrote this.
From out of the stars comes the call of a
Genuine ingenue
Desperately hoping to
Secure rescue.
The raw recruit of an envoy has been captured by
Sordid droids,
Ill-programmed and misguided by being
Wired weird.
I nestle my ship in the
Warp wrap,
Then analyze flight path,
Convert vector,
And set course for a
Remote meteor.
My fierce foe is a
Brainy binary
And approaches sporting
Rage gear.
I quickly consult my
Battle tablet,
And analyze the villains’ next-generation
Etch tech.
I don my combat armor, prepared to do my
Suited duties.
I am space-born, Legion-trained, a bona fide laser-
Rifle lifer.
In the chaos of the firefight, one precise shot ruptures the fiends’ binding
Argon organ,
And the conjoined captors burst apart, ending their
Vile evil.
Having lived to add yet another
Dire ride
To the adventurous accounts in my
Life file,
I provide the freed captive a happily uneventful home-
Sector escort.